Author: qjoq.com

My friend Megan really doesn’t like her name and recently decided to change the name she wants to go by, not even bothering to change it by deedpoll. She’s a Lauren to herself.

I’ve always wanted to be a bank robber, so I thought it was fantastic opportunity to learn a few tricks of the trade when one came into my local Barclays, and I was eager to learn. So I took some notes.

This homeless guy came up to me on the street and said “Big Issue”. I said “University Fees”.

ITV News: “Boy has right half of brain Removed, still walks” I suppose it’s all he’s got left now

My mate asked me to join a new dating agency he was in called “coconut” I wanted to join but i was shy.

I spilt tea all over some of the cards from the Monopoly game, just as it was my turn. I have ruined my Chances.

Giraffe walks into a bar. “Sorry mate”, said the barman, “We don’t serve Heineken here.”