My latest business ventur …
My latest business venture is a online agency for Comedy Club MC’s. It’s called “MarketTheCompere.com”
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My wife’s always complain …
My wife’s always complaining that I have to go one better than everyone. Well I don’t give three hoots what she thinks.
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I’ve given up trying to convince people that I’m not a quitter.
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My mate has recently bought an house that’s shaped like a globe. He lives in a world of his own.
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American News: “Hundreds Attend Trainer’s Funeral” That must have been one comfy shoe.
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For my next magic trick, I’ll need a condom and a volunteer
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Just imagine the irony of having a dentist on The Jeremy Kyle Show.
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I lost my dictionary today. Life has no meaning anymore.
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I recently lost my job in a shoe shop for accidentally causing a fire. It was sole destroying.
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“Where do you want this big roll of bubble wrap?” I asked my boss. “Just pop it in the corner,” he said. It took me three hours.
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Petrol companies: Make your intentions clear by changing your staff uniforms to stripey jumpers and masks.
Continue ReadingA mute incontinent. Goes …
A mute incontinent. Goes without saying.
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The fleshlite- For when you can’t give a toss
Continue ReadingWhen Fred West got caught …
When Fred West got caught, he told police that there were 16 more bodies buried under his house. The police went to check and found 25 bodies. “What’s the idea”, the police asked him. “There were 25 bodies, not 16”. Fred replied, “I’m in the building trade, the figure of 16 was just an estimate”.
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SKY NEWS : Thai Floods Kill 57 – But Is Worse To Come? Who is this ‘worse’? … and why is he masturbating ?
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