Author: qjoq.com

I was in the job centre this morning looking at jobs in the digital tv world, skys the limit i thought.

Ive got a joke to keep Rabbis happy but I think its a jew placate.

Self Checkouts – Easy To Steal? Nope, trust me, those things are bolted to the ground.

I’ve got a new job at Tesco designing coupons for all their magazines and cereal boxes. I’m really going to have my work cut out.

I was walking down the street the other day, and a guy beckoned me over to him. When I got there he said “I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.” I said, “I was.”

I’m the worst at hide and seek in the whole hospital. I’m always found in the I.C.U.

My mate married a midget today and he just said to me, “I’m regretting this already. What’s everyone going to say when they see my new bride!? I’m really worried.” “Wife’s too short, mate,” I replied.

My wife got injured through a nasty slip. She looked a mess in it, so I punched her.

Why is ‘Charlie’ short for ‘Charles’ when clearly it isn’t?

I’m not too keen on roller-coasters. My cup of tea just keeps moving around the table.

Rigt then Wait.. That isn’t right.