If I make fun of a group …
If I make fun of a group of people running around on a track, does that make me a racist?
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I took the wife to see so …
I took the wife to see some rare old sights today. We went to a gun museum.
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My little boy knows all his numbers from 1 to 9 but he’s never heard of zero. They don’t teach them nothing at school these days.
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I was getting a really bad glare off the TV… That’s when I decided to seek help for my paranoia.
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I just saw this headline on msn news: “Officer hurt at Giant Illegal Rave” I didn’t know Giants were into Raves
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cant wait to this day four weeks ago to watch back to the future.
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Police today issued a description of a serial marmite thief. He has distinctive tattoos on his knuckles reading, ‘Love and Hate.’
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There was a bit of disturbance at a Coldplay concert. Some people were getting into Trouble.
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Here’s an idea. Instead of turning the clocks back by an hour, let’s just turn it back by 30 minutes instead. And just leave it. Like, forever.
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I’d love to help the homeless people…. I just don’t know where they live.
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I lost my job yesterday after taking 4 days on a team building exercise that should have only taken half a day at the most. I dont think they realise how much effort went into balancing that perfect fantasy football team.
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If only there was a modern technique for removing the h from the word “hairbrush”.
Continue ReadingCake-baking has gone thro …
Cake-baking has gone through many changes throughout the years. I like mid era.
Continue ReadingWhat did Magnesium say to …
What did Magnesium say to Calcium? We’ve got good chemistry! I can tell from your face that it was not a good reaction. I think this joke needs another element.
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You know you truly still are a child when you take an orange segement, put it in your mouth and pretend your a boxer.
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