did you know that giraffe …
did you know that giraffes can clean there own ears with there 21 inch tongue! although Mrs.Giraffe had other plans for tonight
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It’s fair to say KFC woul …
It’s fair to say KFC would have been out of business if black people knew how to cook
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I work at the top secret Headquarters for Jokes. The Pun-tagon.
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Apple are bringing out a card shuffling device for poker enthusiasts, which will be iDeal.
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My ex left me because of my obsession with star wars. But I have met a new girl who loves it as much as I do. I have a new hope.
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Forecast for this weekend: Mostly drunk, with a chance of hangover.
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My parents have just had a huge row over who’s getting what inheritances when they die. It was a battle of wills.
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After being off work I went to the doctors today. He gave me a “Certificate of Sickness” I was well pleased – maybe next time I’ll get a badge.
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Paedophiles are unfairly persecuted. How else are kids meant to get off?
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My wife says i never let her see her mother. I’ve now given permission for her to turn the picture around once a week.
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Man goes into a library and asks for a book about French War Heroes. The librarian tells him to try the fiction section.
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Sometimes you just have to take stock and admit you can’t make your own gravy.
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My mother-in-law is coming to dinner this evening… My wifes making a curry and i’m getting the ricin.
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i tell you who’s a really good singer….. R Kelly we’re so proud of her
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In the north of England there is actually a road called ‘Quality Street’ There’s only one person left living there and ironically he’s both Turkish and Delightful.
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