It think its a nice added …
It think its a nice added touch how the BBC and Oxfam take starving children, then make them drink from filthy water and stand still with flies on there face just for an advert.
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My mate called me an unta …
My mate called me an untalented, unfunny, sad lonely pointscorer on Sickipedia. I was so shocked I almost stopped “contributing and crediting” to other peoples jokes..
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My asian girlfriend made me to get my poem about down syndrome sufferers published. She loved me mong rhyme…
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Lynx: making you smell like a smoky year 10 since 1983
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Can people please stop turning the handle sticking out of my back ? It winds me up !!
Continue ReadingI once spent a year of my …
I once spent a year of my life rolling down hills in a giant tyre. That was a Goodyear.
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So subatomic particles have gone faster than the speed of light, my theory of special relativity is wrong, and a core principle of Physics has been disproved…. What do I care, I’m dead – Albert Einstein, 2011
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Sadly my new book on depression didn’t do so well.
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Women..cars..dont mix. I’m a mechanic by trade, yesterday i had a lady come in asking if we sold extra long dip-sticks…(sticks that tell the oil level in an engine) “Why is that?” i asked, “Just because in my car at the moment, it isnt long enough to reach the oil”…
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On our beach, the swimming limit has gone out to sea another mile. This should separate the men from the buoys.
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I’ve always wanted a ‘van’ in my surname. But my wife was furious when I changed it by Deed Poll though. What exactly is wrong with Sharon Transit-Smith?
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So they have found water on Mars Is this a Mars spa ?
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I saw a man walking down an icy hill the other day, when he stopped and took out a cigarette. He then threw it, and the packet, in the bin, before sliding and falling down the road. I don’t blame him. It’s a slippery slope.
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My mate has emigrated to Egypt to set up a vehicle recovery service. He’s named it “camel tow”
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Some people say it’s hard to get your 5-a-day into your diet but I had no problem doing mine by 11am this morning. On the down side, I’m fresh out of cider.
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