Action potentials really …
Action potentials really get on my nerves.
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Did you know it is national Pantomime and lie day today? Oh no it’s not.
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Why is there no aspirin in France? Because Paracetamol.
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“I was having superb dream about you.” I said to my wife as I woke. “You were doing something really nice to me.” “Maybe it will come true.” she said. “What was it?” “I hope so.” I replied. “Leaving.”
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Every time I take my toucan to the vet… I come back with a large bill.
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I recently lost my job as a Judge, due to never turning up at work. To be fair, I wasn’t trying.
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Just saw the B&Q advert and their doing a January sale now. So a November sale then.
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I bought 2 cakes the other day. Which one was the most expensive? Madeira cake.
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The definition of irony Risk, the great board game of war being invented by the Frenchman Albert Lamorisse.
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I don’t know what the employees of Apple are so smug about. Soon they’ll all be looking for new Jobs.
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What do you call a German baked bean? Heinz.
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I saw a freak wave in Blackpool today. Down Syndrome people are far too energetic.
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You know you’re unpopular when 118 ignore your texts.
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Got a cat the other day. Had to swerve to get it, but I got it.
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Vincent tabback says he killed johanna yeates purely by chance, Yet another case of monopoly related violence.
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