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I just had an argument in …

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I just had an argument in a hair dressers. But I am glad we straightened that out.

I’ve decided to give up p …

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I’ve decided to give up paedophilia. No kidding.

I recently tried to write …

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I recently tried to write a short story on Twitter about a cruise liner with a hundred and forty-one people aboard. I couldn’t post it though, too many characters.

I had had a long distance …

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I had had a long distance break up last night. It’s a far cry from what I’m used to.

I’ve just wrecked myself. …

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I’ve just wrecked myself. I wish I’d checked myself beforehand.

What’s the difference bet …

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What’s the difference between cheryl cole and Susan boyle. An erection.

Saw two blokes having an …

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Saw two blokes having an argument down the pub last night. One said, “What’s your problem?” The other replied, “Nothing mate. What’s your problem?” Nosey mathematicians. What are they like?

I’ve just started selling …

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I’ve just started selling bags of washing powder around my estate to idiots who believe that it’s cocaine. Its a Bold move.

I want to be cremated whe …

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I want to be cremated when I die. Why would a Sickipedian want to be buried when you could be hottest of the day?

An acid asked an alkali f …

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An acid asked an alkali for help with a maths problem Turns out it was a pretty basic solution

I’ll tell you what really …

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I’ll tell you what really makes me mad. Infected beef.

My teacher wasn’t surpris …

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My teacher wasn’t surprised that I did well in the recent test on “What to do when you see money on the floor”. He said he knew I’d pick it up quickly.