Author: qjoq.com

I’m never playing Blackjack with my mate again. He dealt out the cards and said, “Stick or twist?” I said, “Twist”, so he said, “In The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis is a ghost.”

There’s a fine wine between sober and inebriated.

My mate sells E’s for 10 each. You’ve got to decide how much you want to win that game of Scrabble.

It’s always hard work getting ready for the harvest, but as they say, no pain no grain.

My wife’s water just broke. I’m going to write to Evian for a refund.

All 3/4 pants 25% off! Well otherwise they would just be pants, wouldn’t they?

I met my mate earlier and he looked really upset. I said, “What’s up, fella?” “I’ve just been on that website with the sick jokes…” “Alright, it’s funny isn’t it?” “It would be, but half the jokes are about me!” said Dave.