Well the judge said that …
Well the judge said that from now on I can only see my children with supervision. I said why, how far away will they be?
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In the first round of a g …
In the first round of a game of strip-poker, I played my socks off.
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I stabbed a Galatasary fan to death with a wrench I really put a spanner in the Turks.
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My dad says I’m likely to lose my vision when I’m older as its hereditary but personally I can’t see it happening.
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BBC News – American singer Peek dies aged 60. That’s really summit.
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Do Cannibals refer to homeless people as Free Range?
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BBC News: “About 100 Asian teenagers pelted an EDL coach with bricks and stones when it broke down in East London” Seems like a really good way to change the EDL’s mind about foreigners.
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My mate said, “If I won 161 million on the lottery, I’d buy Greece for a laugh.” I said, “What would you spend the other 160 million on?”
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“Dad,the kids at school keep making fun of me because I don’t know what Hands me downs means.” “Son,I was once in your shoes.”
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Why was the cold tap turned on? Because the other tap was so hot!
Continue ReadingA wise man once said ”If …
A wise man once said ”If you ever want people to listen to what you have to say, tell them it’s something a wise man once said”
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“The removal of the ability to predict the future!” “What do we want?”
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She offered me her ring. I knew it was just a Tolkien gesture.
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Remember the story of hansel and gretel? well that was my version of events anyway
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My friend said that he couldn’t stop climbing on things. I said “Oh, come off it!”.
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