They say bad things happe …
They say bad things happen to good people. Well my fellow Sickipedians, we’re in the clear.
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There’s feeling self-conscious … And there’s being a chimney sweep walking through Brixton.
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I saw Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley yesterday and said, ‘You two are something very special!’ ‘Which is?’ they asked. ‘Correct.’
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My wife has left me because ‘apparently’ I ‘quote too much.’
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What did the Danish bricklayer say when someone tried to grab him? Lego!
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My Doctor just diagnosed me with ‘airport-itus.’ It’s a terminal illness…
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After explaining my problem about having a tight foreskin to my wife’s friend, he nodded. ” It sounds like you need to see a Doctor,” he said. “What?” I replied. “Claire told me you were a Doctor.” “I am,” he said, “but I’m afraid a Doctor of Philosophy can’t really help on this one.”
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Watership Down. Youve watched the film Youve read the book Now eat the stew
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Help stop copyright theft. Wear your jamrag tshirt inside out.
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‘If you don’t have an iPhone… You don’t have an iPhone.’ The kind of intelligence and wisdom often displayed by someone with an iPhone.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones. So, please don’t hit me with sticks and stones.
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You know you’ve been staring at your ex-girlfriend’s Facebook picture for to long when you think: ‘Did she just blink?’.
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I used to have a job working backstage in a strip club, it was 25 pounds an hour. I know that sounds like a lot, but i could afford it at the time.
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There’s now an AA for midget alcoholics. It’s called aa.
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Took a chemistry test earlier. The first question was: ‘Which type of elements have ions?’ Apparently ‘the female ones’ isn’t an impressive answer.
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