Author: qjoq.com

I was having a great time at a party the other night when all of a sudden I got hit in the face with a roll of toilet roll. Wiped the smile right off my face.

I went into a shop the other day and everything was on shelves way too high for anyone to reach. It was an inconvenience store.

The new Apple iPark holiday resort’s a bit disappointing. It only has one bar.

I was carving my Sunday dinner when I thought: “Surely there is a better way to eat soup.”

In university I was thinking about joining the debate team But someone talked me out of it

A hippie friend of mine told me I should try freecycling. So I stole his bike.

My friend just sent me a text message saying, ‘I’ve got an iPad 2’. ‘I think you’re confusing me with somebody else’, I replied, ‘I haven’t got an iPad’.

I’ve been circuit training for three weeks now, and I still don’t know what a diode is.

Doesn’t expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?

A hypnotist put me in a trance where I thought I was playing a never ending game of cards. Fortunately, I managed to snap out of it.