I took a girl back to my …
I took a girl back to my place last night and she noticed I have some animal skin rugs. She pointed to one and said, “Oh my God! I hope that’s Faux fur.” I said, “No, that one was a snow leopard.”
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Well if I’m guilty of bei …
Well if I’m guilty of being an escape artist, lock me up and throw away the key.
Continue ReadingOn a cold, cold night two …
On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says, “Boy, it’s mighty cold out here!” The other says, “Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey.”
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People call me a bad loser….but I think I’m quite good at it
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My super power is antonyms. It’s a blessing and a curse.
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Always used to wonder why my brother would get all the girls but not me, even though we’re twins. One time, I was alone in my bedroom for three weeks thinking about it.
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I had to resit my science test today because I answered a question wrong. Apparently when asked, what is the most explosive substance? The answer isn’t- An ink toner cartridge.
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My Sat Nav is playing up. Now all roads do lead to Rome.
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Just got a letter from Royal Mail…. It said ‘Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.’
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Pushed over a Muslim in a burka today, should have seen the look on her face…..
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I heard someone refer to Stevie Wonder as an ‘icon’ today. Does that mean that he’s not really blind?
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Where there’s smoke, I’m fired.
Continue ReadingI love Facebook, the “Cha …
I love Facebook, the “Chat” option is brilliant. You can say anything you want to anyone in the world. Because they probably won’t receive it.
Continue Reading‘MC Battles’ Just another …
‘MC Battles’ Just another example of black on black rhyme.
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What’s a coat? You’ve pulled a Geordie.
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