Anyone else think Derren …
Anyone else think Derren Brown should hypnotize the McCanns to find out where they hid Madeleine
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My Mum found me with dirt …
My Mum found me with dirty mags in my room. “Mum i can explain.” “No be quite, thats disgusting, son.” “But mum there was no toilet paper left i had no choice.”
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Annual psychics convention: You know when and where!
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My cat is always scratching and biting me. It’s almost as if she knows what I’ve got planned.
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My mate bought a Crystal Ball the other day I don’t get what he see’s in it
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Sickipedia stand-up comedy night?? The biggest gathering of paedophiles since Pope Benedict XVI was elected…
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I went to the Little Chef for my breakfast. But he’s not selling knock offs since he got the caution.
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For sale: Cheap Incredible Hulk t-shirts. Usual wear and tear.
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Bland salad…. that’s a problem that needs adressing
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I asked my grandmother for “something Cuban” for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt. Clothes, but no cigar.
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My dad told me that the quiet times with the one you love is what makes you happiest. He’s always smiling at mums grave.
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You know you spend far to much time using sickipedia when you find yourself giggling at the obituary page . . . .
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I bought an invisible plane Now I am a master of disguise
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My friend, Jean, decided to arrange a get together for all of the other Jeans in town, considering it was a fairly unusual name. She planned it for weeks and weeks, sending out invites and such, and she arranged for them to all meet up outside a particular club in town. She was surprised to […]
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Memes, inside jokes for people who are forever alone.
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