Author: qjoq.com

I’m thinking about opening a shop called “Pi”. Don’t know what it would sell, but it would be open 22/7.

I said to my mate yesterday, “Oi Dave, what’s that game where you have a machine that dispenses loads of different coloured cards, and you miss a turn and have to pick up more cards and that?” “Uno?” he said. “No,” I said, “That’s why I’m asking you.”

I’ve just borrowed ten grand from a loan shark, I’m not too worried about paying back it though, as long as I stay away from the Aquarium…

I tried a new OCD-themed restaurant today. It wasn’t bad but you do have to order everything on the menu.

I got on the bus today where there was a fat women driver. When I put my money into the machiene she asked, ‘single?’ I replied, “yeah but I’m not interested thanks.”