“I’ve finally learnt the …
“I’ve finally learnt the art of throwing my voice”, said my kettle.
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Pain is nature’s way of t …
Pain is nature’s way of telling you you’re in pain.
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I was discussing football injuries with my mate today, For me Henrik Larssons stuck out the most.
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“Outrage as Madeleine McCann’s image used on holiday discount website” In fairness, the McCanns made a killing on their own holiday.
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BBC News: France ban burkhas. I hope they don’t ban chicken nuggets and fries too.
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W——L —–E——L That’s well out of line.
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It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it’s still all fun and games, just without depth perception.
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Sky News: Polish Woman Jailed After Baby Choked On Frankfurter. This really is just too easy.
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Whats the difference between a paedophile and a teacher? Teachers get paid.
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When people ask what I do I tell them im a stock taker. Sounds better than saying im a thief
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Saw a guy in the pub carrying 12 pints of guinness. Thought to myself, that guy can really hold his drink.
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What do you call a clueless person? Don’t know.
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I’m on a new program to kick my addiction to glue sniffing, i’m gonna stick with it.
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My wife always said I was a turn-off. Which made it an easy decision to turn off her life support machine.
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BBC News: Ryanair investigate after 3 year old falls from boarding steps Yeah, Ryanair now want to charge the little girl’s parents 5 for her “thrill ride”.
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