Author: qjoq.com

My girlfriend asked me to sing a David Bowie song on karaoke. I said, “No, you know I can’t sing, Let’s dance.”

I beat all the odds, and was banned from the freak show for life.

My dad was a marathon runner when he met my mother, who was a 100m hurdler. They’ve been together for 33 years now – who says that mixed race marriages don’t work…?

After years of beating the tax man, he’s finally caught up with me. I wish he’d never joined my running club.

What’s 4 x 4? My weapon of choice when I’m done with her