Last night my wife accuse …
Last night my wife accused me of not communicating. She’s the one to talk.
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Sticks and stones may bre …
Sticks and stones may break my bones but guns are more effective.
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The Times & Sunday Times are going to start charging a subscription fee to view their website. Why would anybody pay to get their major news stories when Sickipedia is free?
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I love dog owners. Always happy to let you have a good old stroke of their beautiful dogs when you ask. Can’t say the same for parents, mind…
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I bought a knock-off DVD on skydiving. It won’t stop jumping.
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Wouldn’t it be ironic if Bin Laden owned a Porsche 911?
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I think my Twitter account is run by a teenage fast food worker. Every time I log in it tells me: “The server understood the request, but is refusing to fulfill it”.
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A book just fell on my head. I’ve only got myshelf to blame.
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Earl Grey goes down very nicely in the afternoon. According to Lady Grey.
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What do you call a paedophile on a bike? Cycle Jackson.
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My mother’s sister is a cleaner. Aunty Bacterial
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A child walks into a library and gets killed. It was a mobile library travelling at 40mph.
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So Sickipedia have released an American version of the book. I imagine this is pages of yo mamma jokes with maps to McDonald’s.
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Taught an American about small currency exchange rates. Took a while but the penny dropped eventually.
Continue ReadingTwo lions walking down a …
Two lions walking down a supermarket aisle. One turns to the other and says, “Quiet in here today, isn’t it?”
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