Headline:’World’s fattest …
Headline:’World’s fattest man dies’. Now on a lighter note…
Continue ReadingAuthor: qjoq.com
I am trying to win the he …
I am trying to win the heart of a young lady. I have bought 2 tickets in the Alder Hey Hospital raffle.
Continue ReadingI hate private jokes, the …
I hate private jokes, they really exclude everyone Like when Jamie stole that sofa off a pick-up truck
Continue ReadingI’ve just been told about …
I’ve just been told about a new way to stop water stagnating I’ll give it a whirl later
Continue ReadingIf the panda dies out, sh …
If the panda dies out, should WWF spend loads of money on designing a new logo… Or just turn the panda on its back?
Continue ReadingJust found out my mate di …
Just found out my mate died in an explosion in an internet cafe Rest in PCs Dave
Continue ReadingI like to tell my mates t …
I like to tell my mates that I wear the trousers in my relationship. The wife, however, is always quick to point out that while I may wear the trousers, she tells me what pair to put on.
Continue ReadingBelieve it or not, but 10 …
Believe it or not, but 100% of computer users die.
Continue ReadingMy old man always used to …
My old man always used to say to me, ” Son, when one door closes, another one always opens.” I guess that’s why we got burgled so often.
Continue ReadingDo you know someone, or h …
Do you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face? People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except a punch in the face. But we can raise […]
Continue ReadingI was arguing with my wif …
I was arguing with my wife last night. She accused me of being a delusional fantasist. I was shocked. So I held gently held my hand against her face, breathed in slowly and shouted “Flame on!”.
Continue ReadingI am a brilliant magician …
I am a brilliant magician. But only in spells.
Continue ReadingJust going to watch my sp …
Just going to watch my spotty teenage son playing football with other spotty teenagers against a team of more spotty teenagers. Yep… Off to Acne Marshes.
Continue ReadingI’d love to be a coin, yo …
I’d love to be a coin, you’re either getting head or chasing tail.
Continue ReadingI was sitting at the bus …
I was sitting at the bus stop this morning when this midget girl took a seat next to me and started telling me the latest celebrity gossip and some interesting facts I thought to myself,”this must be the little bird everyone gets their information from”
Continue Reading