After a win on the lottery I decided on a round the world trip and I kept a diary. Went to France saw the tower in Paris, It was an eyeful. Went to Denmark saw Lego land. I didn’t know what to make of it. Went to China saw the wall. It was great. Went […]
Continue ReadingI hate that Asda shopping bags are now transparent. There’s already enough of my poor choices out on public display.
Continue ReadingCurrent Facebook statuses doing the rounds: ‘I may not have a magazine perfect body or long flowing hair. I may not have loads of money and expensive clothes, but when I look in the mirror I see a proud mother working hard to raise my kids. Post this if you’re a proud mother’. Translation: ‘Yeah, […]
Continue ReadingMy friends recommended to me that I join Apathetics Anonymous to remedy my depression, but I’m just not bothered.
Continue ReadingWord of advice for those people who make jokes about Walkers crisp bags having very few crisps in them. Don’t bother buying a Ryanair sick bag – they turn out to be even more disappointing.
Continue ReadingIf you’re struggling to make sense of it all and don’t know where to turn, just step back and try to see the big picture. Art galleries aren’t for everyone.
Continue ReadingBBC News: Bear Kills ‘UK Tourist In Norway’ Does anyone else think these Norwegians are getting a bit desperate for attention?
Continue ReadingA problem shared, is a problem laughed at.
Continue ReadingVanity is a sin. Whoever invented vanity should take a good look in the mirror.
Continue ReadingI’ll bet that guy who invented the Heimlich maneuver to save people from choking gets a lot of pats on the back.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the hardest part about taking an art foundation course? Managing to fake a smile for twenty years as you continually serve people Big Macs.
Continue ReadingWhat the difference between a fiddle and a violin? You don’t get arrested for violining with kids.
Continue ReadingMy granddad broke his leg from standing on a door matt. I probably should have explained to him the concept of a helter-skelter.
Continue ReadingI went to the pet shop to buy a Chinchilla. Terrible idea, if anything it’s made my face even warmer.
Continue ReadingWhat comes in buckets? Elephants
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