Just had an unrealistic d …
Just had an unrealistic dinner at CGI Fridays.
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I cooked a lovely lasagne …
I cooked a lovely lasagne and took it to the bank with me, but they said it was “an unsuitable form of identification.” Strange… it’s my signature dish?!
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As they say in France, one man’s fish is another man’s poisson.
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What is the definition of a sickipedian slag? Ambidexterous
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Apathetic Jew doesn’t give a Schmidt
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Do history exams get harder every year?
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As a grown man I feel awkward admitting that I still play with my train set, so I hide it under the duvet. No one will find it now, I’ve covered my tracks.
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To all those people needing organ donors – my heart goes out to you, nah, it doesn’t…
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I’ve started doing some voluntary work for my local fire station. I’m an arsonist!
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I’m an Air France Airbus A330 and I’m in PCs
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Mute shepherds: Hard to come by.
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I got kicked out of a restaurant last Sunday whilst everyone was having carvery. Apparently 6 bird roast is something to do with food.
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Andy Grays comments are nothing for women to get their knickers in a twist its merely a storm in a D cup.
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I was going for a stroll in the jungle and noticed a moody cannibal eating a human hand. Curious as I was, I asked: “can I have a bite?” He gave me the finger.
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Chinese philiosophy just isn’t my cup of chi.
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