My girlfriend told me las …
My girlfriend told me last night that she thinks it’s time for us to start thinking about children……. Ive been doing that for years, Im glad she’s on board.
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I told this gorgeous look …
I told this gorgeous looking blonde who was trying to open a jar that I was the World’s Strongest Man. I didn’t think she’d fall for it but I managed to pull it off
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I’ve been drink driving for years now and have never been pulled over. In fact cars tend to get out of my way. I love working in my ambulance.
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My wife was on the phone when I got home tonight..She really hates our couches.
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My mother-in-law came round earlier and really made my day… She left early.
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I wouldn’t say I’m arrogant but Superman has pictures of me on his pyjamas.
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flo rida molested a fourteen year old girl the judge said ” he had never seen someone steep so low low low low low low low low.
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As a writer I seek inspiration where I can, and get most of my ideas when I’m idly sat doing my Jamaican girlfriend’s hair. I don’t know what I’d do if she left me. I dred to think.
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Has anyone found another use for Private Browsing, other than buying your other half a present?
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My younger brother use to love being as a pirate, but then he died at sea. So long John.
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A man walked in to a Catholic Church, dying for a drink. He desperately ran over to the Holy Water and began to drink. Almost immediately, the man began to choke, and spat the water back out. A Catholic Priest, baffled, stormed over to the man and asked him what the matter was. “This water […]
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Banter = Legal Racism
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“Some are soft. Some are strong. And some are long.” Am I the only one that got the wrong idea of that advert?
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What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a Dalek? A Dalek has got an English accent.
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If they dont want you to drink n drive , why put car parks in pubs ??
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