Author: qjoq.com

My mate asked me if I knew any cricket jokes… But I’m all out!

What’s got 10 fingers and comes from Norwich? A box of Bird’s Eye

I saw an American family drowning so I threw them a funeral wreath.

I’m a bit confused now. My boyfriend rang and said he wanted me to give him a golden shower tonight. But when I made enquiries at B+Q, all they did was give me some plastic sheeting.

My maths teacher gave me additional subtraction as a punishment. I don’t know how to take it..

Not that’s not spelled right

“If we stay together any longer,” I told my blonde wife, “I’m going to end up detesting you.” “Well that’s okay!” she replied with a smug look on her face, “I already know that it’s the fourth letter of the alphabet.”

The teacher asked, “What’s occurred?” I said, “It’s a smelly person from Iraq.”