The public transport syst …
The public transport system in the country makes me so mad I could throw myself under a bus. But they never come so I cant.
Continue ReadingAuthor: qjoq.com
I was at McDonalds earlie …
I was at McDonalds earlier and I found a full chicken foot in a McNugget. Disgusted, I took it straight to the manager, he said ‘That’s impossible, how did that get in there?’ I said ‘So you’re telling me you don’t believe I found this in my meal?’ He replied ‘No Sir, I am just […]
Continue ReadingMy mum said she couldn’t …
My mum said she couldn’t be bothered with all the fuss on her birthday, so just buy her a box of Black Magic. I don’t why she thought it wouldn’t be fuss. I had to go to some pretty dodgy places to get chickens feet, bat’s blood and voodoo dolls. I just hope she appreciates […]
Continue ReadingTop Tip!! Office Managers …
Top Tip!! Office Managers, need to reduce staffing levels but can’t decide who to lay off? Have a game of musical chairs. The loser is made redundant and has already had their leaving party.
Continue ReadingI went for a job intervie …
I went for a job interview yesterday. The manager asked me, “What’s your strongest point?” I pulled my arm back, quickly poked him in the eye and said, “That!”
Continue ReadingSmokey Robinson has today …
Smokey Robinson has today stated that he will never again speak to extreme Goths. I second that Emo shun.
Continue ReadingApparently, 50,000 died f …
Apparently, 50,000 died from driving last year and 10,000 died from drinking, Yet only 500 died from drink driving. Then again, only 2 people died from drink driving and juggling. I think thats my safest way home then.
Continue ReadingAs I lay beneath the star …
As I lay beneath the stars taking hundreds of spectacular pictures I couldn’t help but think… I’ve just taken voyeurism to an all new level of low.
Continue ReadingI was always the coolest …
I was always the coolest kid in my school. My mum couldn’t afford to buy me clothes.
Continue ReadingI’m not a poser. I just p …
I’m not a poser. I just pretend to be one.
Continue ReadingI see you liked your chin …
I see you liked your chin so much you decided to get another.
Continue ReadingJury blames police for do …
Jury blames police for doing nothing to prevent the suicide of Fiona and Francecca Pilkington. What’s the betting that those jurors get their homes ransacked by the drugs squad tomorrow?
Continue ReadingI like to give pigs red b …
I like to give pigs red bull. Just to make a lot more things seem true.
Continue ReadingI bought some slug pellet …
I bought some slug pellets today, but they are useless. They won’t fit in my air rifle.
Continue ReadingJoined a cult yesterday. …
Joined a cult yesterday. It must be good, it has millions of followers. They even have a website and all. Funny name though. Twitter.
Continue Reading