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Who likes rhetorical questions anyway?…
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My cat has been scratchin …
My cat has been scratching in the living room all day. I wish I never taught it to DJ.
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I was doing important work on the computer and it shuts down by itself to do some automatic updates. I hit the keyboard abit and the bottom left key fell off. I lost ctrl
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I hate my family having such high expectations of me. Just the other day my dad asked me for ‘a cuppa’, and all of a sudden I’m meant to be some sort of pottery expert.
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‘Rare’ Youtube footage – then how am I watching you?
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The Internet: Uniting paedophile’s globally since 1990.
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I got sacked from my job for complaining that all the calendars are a year behind for the third year running. Apparently, I wasn’t intelligent enough to work at the Calendar Recycling Factory.
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On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary.
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I used to watch every Celtic game for free as a wee boy… The water boys job was taken.
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They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Actually, that’s necrophilia.
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My blind friend has started keeping a diary. Soon everyone will know his secrets, the writing’s on the wall.
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The easiest way to find something lost around the house, is to buy a replacement.
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My girlfriend, after becoming ill mentioned that some fresh air might make her feel better. So I got her a bag of Walkers crisps.
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Just seen a facebook page saying ‘Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other is the husband’ Must have been a woman who wrote it, seeing as always it is wrong.
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Some people think I’m gonna keep them up to date on current affairs, Well have I got news for you
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