Just saw a comment on facebook that a Newcastle Utd fan made yesterday: ‘I doubt it will be renamed but if it ever does it will be nowhere as near as bad as calling your ground ‘The stadium of Light’ lol’ I’m guessing Mike Ashley read that too and took it as a challenge. Your […]
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