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Tescos had a special on t …

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Tescos had a special on today, he was packing shelves

All these magicians you s …

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All these magicians you see on TV have got nowt on me. I can turn my van into a street.

I’ve invented a device ca …

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I’ve invented a device called a ‘base-ball.’ I’m thinking of pitching it on Dragon’s Den.

TOP TIP To get sincere pe …

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TOP TIP To get sincere personal advice and the correct time, try calling a random telephone number in the early hours of the morning.

Today, I saw a policeman …

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Today, I saw a policeman pull a car over. The guy driving it was wearing a neon orange jumpsuit. I never knew the fashion police were real.

I think the wife’s finall …

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I think the wife’s finally flipped. She must be the worlds slowest pancake maker.

“Facebook suggests you re …

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“Facebook suggests you reconnect with Claire Stevens.” However, the restraining order suggests I don’t.

Does anyone else read the …

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Does anyone else read their ebay feedback over and over again to make themselves feel better? Nope? No one?

You know you’ve messed up …

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You know you’ve messed up completely when even Hallmark doesn’t have an apology card for what you did.

So i just got a new job, 3rd one this week would you believe it. I’ve been a teacher and given out plenty of detentions, i’ve been a poolboy, and I’ve been working in an office waiting until its just me and my secretary alone. I’m beginning to think redtube is not based on real […]