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I take that by the way th …

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I take that by the way the Database latency is acting; Jam rags are on a 90 day invoice account?

”Mum can i wear my mini …

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”Mum can i wear my mini skirt? ”no.” ”what about my make up?” ”no.” ”but im 17?!” ”I know John..”

I just found out my grand …

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I just found out my grandad shot about 15 Germans during the war Which is a bit weird because he was a butcher.

I saw a bus the other day with an advert on the side for Asda saying: “There’s no place like Asda”. Now I’m not sure about you, but I think Morrisons, Tesco and Sainsbury’s are pretty similar to Asda.

Can’t believe the injury …

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Can’t believe the injury to my finger made me lose my Toe-Wrestling crown…

I put a wasp through the …

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I put a wasp through the scanner at Tesco’s. Cost me 27p.

Everyone at work has prom …

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Everyone at work has promised to eat their sandwiches at 1pm on Monday. It’s a pact lunch.

I wanted to write a book …

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I wanted to write a book about morse code but I was afraid I would send the wrong message

Someone just put a note t …

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Someone just put a note through my door. All it said was “A mys”. It’s a bit of a mystery.

I have put an Apple in a …

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I have put an Apple in a bap. That’s how iRoll

My wife came into the roo …

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My wife came into the room screaming. “Oh my god our little Kylies got meningitis.” I said “thats a little rash isn’t it?”

The police station has a …

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The police station has a giant photograph on the wall of me supposedly robbing a bank. I didn’t do it and, to make things worse, they’ve placed a huge wooden border around the picture. I’ve been framed.