Um Bongleton They drink i …
Um Bongleton They drink it in Congleton.
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Heard that a man has been …
Heard that a man has been jailed for 36 years for a jigsaw murder. Puzzling…
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All the local black kids hang right outside my house. That tree is really paying for itself.
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My last sailing experience in Bangkok didn’t go very well. Turns out I don’t know how to Thai Knots.
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I’ve just started reading a book called “Jokes for Dummies.” Chapter 1 : Learning ventriloquism.
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Just read a woman’s open letter to her car thief in the Metro, I hate to break it to you love, but if he’s got your car, he’s probably not reading a newspaper you get on the bus.
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“Goodbye Cruel World” I said as I booked virgin galactic
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I’m not a fan of Computer-related jokes. Not one bit
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My wife and I were planning our thirteen year old daughter’s surprise birthday party. I said “So what should I organise?” She said “Whatever you want, just make sure you take her by surprise.” It turns out she was talking about the birthday party, which I am no longer allowed to.
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I’ve just seen a flock of pigeons in army unifoms. I fear a military coo.
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I was in a comedy club and a female comedian approached me and said, “Will you compare?” I said, “Of course…………… you’re like a male comedian, but less funny.”
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According to official statistics, the average person laughs 13 times a day. They’ve never visited Sickipedia…
Continue ReadingIn my new stand up show I …
In my new stand up show I have learnt to take my time between Jokes 60 seconds works fine. It’s a laugh a minute.
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At this time of year, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep. And that’s why I’m no longer a fireman.
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Any fellow telepathics out there? No? Thought not.
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