At 79, I’m still making r …
At 79, I’m still making rampant love. I just hope the neighbours at 77 aren’t too disturbed.
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Paddy is fitting a kitche …
Paddy is fitting a kitchen in a posh house when the woman asks him if he’d like something to drink. Paddy accepts and soon after the woman brings him a mug of coffee. “Excellent coffee, to be sure,” says Paddy. “Thank you,” says the woman. “My husband brought it back from Brazil.” “That’s great,” says […]
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Some sources say that over 80% of desktop computers are infected with a virus called Windows.
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Welcome back proudginger. You have no unread mail. Who says the internet doesn’t reflect reality?
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My mates dared me to pull a girl named Gail last night. It was a breeze.
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I wonder if the owner of DFS has thought about making a bit of extra cash by charging full price every once in a while?
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I compared a modern calculus textbook to one my dad had today, and its amazing how little has changed! I couldn’t differentiate between them…
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My Dad was behind bars for 30 years, he never got a chance to see me grow up. Heck of a barman he was.
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When I left home, my mum said, “Don’t forget to write.” I thought, “That’s unlikely… It’s a basic skill, isn’t it?”
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The all new kindle… because you need to carry 3500 books around
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I have lots of livestock But everytime I try to make gravy it runs away
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The other day in a night club while looking across the room I caught a glimpse up a girls skirt and saw she had “Eat Me” branded across the front of her thong. I chuckled to myself for a moment and then thought, why would anyone want to eat underwear?
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Whenever I get the chance, I give my wife a cuddle, because you know what they say – “Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.”
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The wife said we should try meditation. I said we should sit down and think about it.
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Sky news: Boy aged 2, dies after fire rescue. Why didn’t they save the boy first?
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