I was going to donate all …
I was going to donate all my savings to the Homeless, But i didn’t have an address to send the cheque to.
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I’ve just booked an appoi …
I’ve just booked an appointment with the new German barber. Herr Cut
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When my gran dies she’s gonna spend 100,000 quid on having her body frozen so she can be brought back to life in the future. Although I think we’ll probably just pocket the 100,000 and bung her in the freezer.
Continue ReadingJokes leaving the ‘Newest …
Jokes leaving the ‘Newest Today’ section are a bit like the kids around my area. If they’re under 10 there’s a good chance you’ll never see them again.
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I don’t see why everyone’s going crazy over a jubilee. I always hated her in X-Men.
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Free iPad for all iPhone users. Just hold it closer to your face
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I’ll never forget my sons first word. It was a copied version of 97 that didn’t work properly.
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I just opened the door to the most beautiful angel that I have ever seen. She was dressed in silk and she let me lick her all over. Shame it was the last door on my advent calendar.
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When I wrote to my dyslexic mate to listen, he soon went silent
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I recently had a picture taken of me and my wife. I was quite flattered but at the same time I’m not quite sure why somebody would want to steal something with her face on.
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Critics have noted that the diabetic boxer should use his jab more.
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When I see “Reveal the rest of this joke” I know there’s no point reading it as it’ll be too big to copy and paste in Facebook.
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My uncle just died and I stand to inherit 10% of his estate, which amounts to a front axle.
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Anybody would think I was into busy woman every time I ask a girl out they have “other” plans.
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FOR SALE, 3 Albino dalmation pups…….”Spotless”
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