Author: qjoq.com

I’m terrible at music – I thought a metronome was a midget on a Paris tube train.

Jimmy: “Can I ask you a question?” Ted: “Sure, what is it?” Jimmy: “It’s an interrogative statement, used to test knowledge.”

I ran into an old friend earlier. He asked, “How are you keeping?” I said, “Not to bad mate, I saved a penalty the other day.”

I have a big book that I like to keep a record of all my children’s milestones in . But marking their height on the doorframe , that’s where I draw the line .

What’s the difference between a circus act and some lap dancers? One’s a cunning array of stunts…

What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!

I’m having trouble keeping my hands warm with fingerless gloves… Any tips?

if my cat does a fart, does that still count as a queef?