Dave’s girlfriend left hi …
Dave’s girlfriend left him today. She said it was because Dave wouldn’t stop talking in the third person.
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I got a nasty burn on my …
I got a nasty burn on my arm today. I was taking a pie out of the oven when my dad came up behind me and put his cigarette out on my arm.
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I just saw two bits of sellotape stuck to a lamppost. Must have been a missing poster.
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When Sigmund’s mirror broke, Jung took pleasure in seeing a shard in Freud.
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Do Sickipedia bandwagons ever become tedious? Periodically.
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As a no arm amputee, I am proud to say I have a lot of things still going for me… I get to donate sperm again tomorrow.
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My girlfriend bought me a surprise gift, a 500 watt halogen bulb. How brilliant is that?
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Approverypriate Sorry – that was very inappropriate.
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My employers pay me just enough to stop me quitting. So I do just enough work to not get sacked.
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Just found my old time-machine, That brings me back…
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My dad came down to breakfast dressed as a matador. I think he was having a seor moment.
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i got chucked out out of the opticians yesterday for telling the blond receptionist she had an IQ of 2 i mean there was only me and a guy trying to get some new contact lenses in there.
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Bargain hunting is so much easier with a rifle.
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Whats the difference between Sickipedia and an identical twin? You don’t bury an identical twin just because its a duplicate.
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BBC NEWS: “Man critical after grimsby square attack” Apparently it happend in a night club, where a man was seen throwing shapes
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