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I’ve got a fantastic memory…I can still remember the day a giant tadpole was banging me on the head.
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A workmate of mine recently got divorced and I’ve noticed he gets upset every time he sees the family picture I’ve got on my desk. I think he misses them.
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satistically 9 out of 10 black people will read this on a white mans internet connection
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The doctor told me that I have developed facial leprosy and that I would probably lose my sight. I cried my eyes out.
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An aspiring writer tells his colleague: ”From my early childhood, I have always been using two single quotes instead of double ones and no one has ever noticed!”
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What’s black and comes in thirteens? R Kelly.
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I recently went for a job interview to be a train driver. But the interviewer didn’t turn up on time so i didn’t get the job
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Ever since my wife kicked me out of the house three weeks ago I have been squatting. It won’t surprise you to learn that I have a thunderous pair of thighs now.
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I read in a magazine that if you sit in a sauna for 30 minutes, you will lose 600 calories in sweat. I really hate saunas though, so instead, I’ve been putting my Big Mac and chips in there for half an hour before I eat it.
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I’ve just seen an advert for ‘Dog trainers’ in the paper… i can’t get mine to wear a collar, let alone sportswear.
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The Cook At My Local Chinese Is A Pervert. Peking Chef.
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I recently signed up for a deal with a new Christian phone network. It’s Pray-as-you-go.
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Flattery will get you nowhere is the vicious rumour that caused Flattery’s taxis to go out of business.
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Italian scientists are becoming increasingly worried about people’s pasta consumption. Statistics have been released for a safe Carbonara Footprint.
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There are three farmers in front of you. Which one will be able to supply you with drugs? Farmer C.
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