I watched the Angelos Epi …
I watched the Angelos Epithemiou Dvd with my Wife today and I found it very moving. I moved to another room.
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Procrastination, because writing this joke means delaying another few minutes.
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There was uproar at my sons school model making contest when the headmasters daughter won with her model plane. It was air fix.
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Went to the hairdressers today for the 1st time in 6 months. ‘In for a bush cut?’, said the receptionist ‘If you have warm hands’, I replied
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After giving birth to our baby son, my wife said; ‘Aww he’s got your eyes’ That’s probably why I couldn’t see a thing!
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I permanently removed the low resistance current protection from my electrical semi-aquatic fish-eating mammal. That’s an otter you can’t refuse.
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Have you heard about the invincible egg white? It couldn’t be beaten
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Apparently just two pounds a week will help support Nagic and his little brother. Why can’t Christian Aid run the CSA?
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Ive just got myself a job working in London building one of the new Olympic stadiums. I thought to myself “Finally im making a stand”
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I am always one to help out others, so when I saw this woman struggling to get into her car I did the gentlemanly thing and took away her keys.
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Looking through husbands CD collection: John Lennon, Michael Hutchinson, Kurt Cobain. All died violent deaths. Hope he buys new Coldplay CD.
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So I just read about a guy in New Jersey that died after falling into a vat of chocolate. Won’t the family be mad when the Oompa Loompas show up at the funeral…
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What do you get if you cover someone called Clare in chocolate? A chocolatey Clare.
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I had a heart stopping moment earlier. The wife laced my drink with brake fluid.
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Who needs rhetorical questions?
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