Author: qjoq.com

I was cooking for master chef the other day, and Gregg Wallace said I needed to add more cloves to my curry. He didn’t look impressed when he choked on a sock.

I said, “I’m thinking of growing a beard. Do you think I could pull off a beard?” My wife said, “Yeah, but it would really hurt”

I saw Paul Simon yesterday. I said “Hey Paul, what was that song you did in the 80’s?” “You can call me Al” he replied. “OK Al, what was that song you did in the 80’s?”