Author: qjoq.com

In the grand scheme of things. It was the nicest housing estate I’d ever seen.

Me and my girlfriend met whilst working at a plastic-wrap factory. I had to end it though, she was far too clingy.

As I crept through the African bush, the smell of the illicit trade in chicken ova hit me. I reached the clearing and there they were! Poachers.

What’s hard, hairy and full of white juices? A coconut

What’s the difference between bride and groom? I don’t “bride” school girls

There’s a Muslim in the street carrying a gun. Police say he’s Ahmed and dangerous.

BBC Football Commentary: The ball breaks to Didier Drogba, whose cross-come-shot is blocked. For a second there, I thought I had mixed my internet tabs up.

Candles are wicked.

My alarm went off this morning. It still hasn’t come back yet and I’m beginning to worry.

I like my women, like I like my tea. In a bag, only the leaves are on the outside.