Apologies. My posts about …
Apologies. My posts about planking may have caused a fence.
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I think i’m an expert in reverse psychology, but you don’t have to agree.
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What do you get if your baby cat falls into your deep fat fryer? Unlucky fried kitten
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How do you make a Paddy field? Take him off the batting team.
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I threw out all my old calendars.. It`s taken years off me…
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My mate was yapping on about how “logic can prove anything.” I said, “Nothing is better than eternal happiness, right?” He agreed. I said, “A ham sandwich is better than nothing, right?” Once again, he nodded. I said, “Therefore, logic dictates a ham sandwich is better than eternal happiness, right?” That shut him up.
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Looking for your cat? Try my wheel arches.
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I’ve just bought an award winning dog, which just goes to show…
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They say being a hostage is difficult… …But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back.
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‘Boy 16 convicted of killing girl for free breakfast’ That’s very young for a cereal killer.
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How do you make a prisoner laugh? Tell him an inside joke.
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BBC News – “Black rhino reaches 40th birthday”. I’d like to offer my congratulations to Ashley Cole’s mum.
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My dad paints all of his pictures in his own blood. He suffers for his art.
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Turned on the birds-eye view on Google Maps earlier. Funny… all it did was label all the most expensive shoe shops.
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You know what they say, you never forget your first! Unless you repress it like I did. Uncle Tom was so rough….
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