Sticks and stones may bre …
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but Jews will never hurt me.
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Black beauty, now there’s …
Black beauty, now there’s a dark horse
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Jonathan has a bag of sweets. There are 13 Red Sweets, 7 Green sweets and 15 Blue sweets. Jonathan takes a sweet at random, notes it down and then returns it to the bag 10 times. What is the probability that: a) Jonathan will select 5 Green sweets? b) Jonathan will select only Blue sweets? […]
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I love having a mirrored ceiling, it gives me the opportunity to reflect on the naughty things I get up to.
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I used to play the piano. The piano always won.
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I can resist anything except temptation.
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I’ve just bought a 3D Kindle. Or a book as it’s commonly known.
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Stealing male sheep wasn`t what i had in mind when my mate asked me to go on a ram raid with him.
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When my PC was taken away for repair, the company said they’d send me something to replace it while it was being fixed. I should probably cleared my browsing history, because the next day they sent me a copy of “Barely Legal”.
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Peperami, it’s a bit of an animal. I’ve no idea which animal though, or which bit.
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My seven year old son came down the stairs wearing a rucksack this morning. “What are you doing?” I asked. He said, “Running away.” “Running away, hey?” I laughed, “And where are you running to?” “Errrrrrr…..Spain” he replied. “Very nice” I said, “It’s lovely there. Where in Spain are you going?” He said, “I don’t […]
Continue ReadingNever in my life have I s …
Never in my life have I stood for irony… I’m disabled.
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I’m not going to make jokes from mixed metaphors – too many other people have milked that bandwagon already.
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How many bus drivers does it take to change a light bulb? You’ve got to be joking – they won’t even change a five pound note.
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I was on holiday with the lads last week and wanted to get a picture of us all together. The only person around was a black man, so I handed him the camera and asked him to take it. So he did.
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