My son and daughter were …
My son and daughter were fighting over which one of them gets to eat the last slice of pizza. I ran over, knocked them both aside and devoured it myself. Felt it was my duty to keep the piece.
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My girlfriend said to me …
My girlfriend said to me today, “Do you not find me attractive anymore?” I said, “you’ll have to speak up love, I can’t hear you through the bag.”
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Gingernut Biscuits. Packs sold seperately. Oh the irony.
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I’ve never understood why people talk about “solving” world hunger, as if it’s some sort of riddle? Surely the answer is to just give the world some food?
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whos the new Sickipedia sponsor, Rily Manson, never heard of her.
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I went to a DIY house improvements convention today and the after party was great. They totally raised the roof.
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I’ve realised why I get a sinking feeling when I put on my new footwear. They’re quicksandals.
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In a recent nationwide survey to name popular overweight celebrities, Adele featured heavily.
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The Met Police Force: What a Cop Out.
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I’ve never understood why people were so angry about Margaret Thatcher back in the day, She was only a miner problem
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2010: You’re only cool if you have silly bandz. 2011: Planking is boss. 2012: HEY! Let’s all choke on cinnamon.
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My friend came up to me earlier, saying ‘Did you hear? Dave has been knifed!’ I said, ‘That’s forked up!’ He frowned at me. ‘Too spoon?’
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The band wagon of periodic table jokes recently has highlighted the poor spelling of a lot of Sickipedians. This got me thinking… …If only they spent more time in the library.
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This site was banned from all the computers at work today. The Boss said that it was because of the level of adult content published on the site…. I think that’s ironic as about 90% of the content is child related.
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how many chickens crossed the road?
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