Moose knuckle. The ugly c …
Moose knuckle. The ugly cousin of camel toe
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Breaking news: Car stops quick.
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Cairo slum dubbed Garbage City. Obviously never been to Portsmouth
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Millipedes are like, 10 times better than centipedes.
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Brit: Are you going to the London Olympics in 2012? American: That depends, where’s it being held?
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I just received a letter and on the front it read, “URGENT delivered by hand ” I thought, “wow that’s a shock, I usually get my mail teleported on to my door matt.”
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My sister warned me the other day that the police are cracking down on illegal downloads and that I should delete all my songs just in case. Yeah, if the cops seize my P.C, illegally downloaded music’ll be the least of my worries.
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I walked past a shop that was selling microscopes. So I went in for a closer look.
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I think my Korean penpal has misunderstood when I last said ‘I loved dogs’ … I certainly didn’t expect this recipe book in the post today
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Me and my mates feel privileged to have opened the lion enclosure at our local zoo. No one asked us to, and now the whole town is in lock down.
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My dog has just learnt the basics of a rollover. He’s one step closer to presenting the National Lottery.
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Don’t bother checking ‘Zelda’s strap-on adventure’ on the Internet. The Link’s broken.
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“I visited those botanical gardens at the weekend” “Kew?” “No, just went straight in”
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I thought I was being followed earlier. Looking back, I wasn’t.
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My sons girlfriend came round for the first time last night. As she entered, my wife said “I like your shoes” Seeing that the floor had just been cleaned, she took this as an indication to take her shoes off. Following after her, I said “I like your skirt….”
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