Someone just threw a bott …
Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me. Don’t worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.
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Here’s to hoping that gro …
Here’s to hoping that groupon’s next offer is for counselling to help us all curb our addiction to frivolous spending.
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The iPad 2 has loads of great new features, but it’s the two built in cameras that really set it apart. They’re just perfect for taking pictures of the now obsolete iPad I bought 3 months ago so I can put it on eBay.
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New Mr Man character created based on Maddie Miss Taken
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Exactly how clean IS a whistle?
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My wife found in in bed with another woman earlier. Why it took two of them to find me, I don’t know.
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The RSPCA have released a statement saying the proposed Badger cull would be a “black day for Badgers”. They also said the holocaust was a “difficult time for jews” and that the destruction of the entire human race would be “regrettable”.
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I’m producing a new reality t.v. show. We take ten sailors and try to mold them into chefs. Cooking with seamen.
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I drink so much tea I’m on first name terms with my kettle. He’s called Phil…….Phil the kettle.
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They have internet on computers now?
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I bet it was an American who came up with the phrase `food for thought.`
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I have been down the maternity ward and the nurses have been swearing at me and insulting me I think I’m having a mid-wife crisis
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I was eating an orange the other day, when a man came up to me and decided to remove the white stuff off it. That is just taking the pith.
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I love Silence… well, that goes without saying.
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Look, we’re not going to be able to fit all of you in the bus, full stop.
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