This has to be the best d …
This has to be the best day of the year so far!
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Harry Redknapp should def …
Harry Redknapp should definitely be the New England manager. If anyone can lead the Patriots to the Super Bowl it would be him.
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My wife said she wanted to put something special on tonight. I suggested the oven.
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BBC News: “Teacher CCTV shows attack aftermath.” Oh…I thought he was a science teacher.
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I hate conspiracy theorists. I’m sure they’re all working together somehow to bring down society.
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There’s a direct correlation between my erection and my wife. It goes down when she does.
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The person that created the plunger. I bet he’s churning in his grave.
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If quizzes are quizzical, what does that make tests?
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a lot of people seem to forget their other 4 fingers when waving at me
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As I sit here and ponder the state of the planet – global warming, terrorist threats, ongoing wars between nations, nuclear weapons, oppression, starvation, genocide, famine – I can’t help but wonder …. who’s going to win Celebrity MasterChef tonight?
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What’s the definition of cruelty? Walking into an orphanage at Christmas singing, “We Are Family.”
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I bought my friend a candle extinguisher for his birthday. He was delighted.
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I asked my Dad how I could become a successful lift operator like he was, he told me I had to start at the bottom and work my way up..
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I’m just a social drinker. Every time someone says, “I’ll have a drink”, I say, “Social I.”
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So the Haye-Chisora fight has been given the go ahead. I’m not convinced, I think Haye might bottle it.
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