Horse racing is one of th …
Horse racing is one of the most immoral sports around and should be banned immediately. I mean strapping midgets to horses is just inhumane.
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Alexander McQueen goes to …
Alexander McQueen goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide. Must have been a good book.
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A charity worker stopped me in the street and said that some 8 year old gets paid 10 a month to make my shoes. couldn’t help but think those kids have some skills …..i couldn’t even spell my name at 8 years old.
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They say no pain no gain… Didn’t work when my Uncle lost his leg…
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Evolution is at work the whole time, creating new and complex eco systems, everyone a microcosm of the universe, forever changing forever developing. Thats why i can’t clean my room!
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I just found out I’m schizophrenic I hate myself for it
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Unbelievable. Tories in power for less than half an hour and already a Scottish family is unemployed and homeless.
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I was just lying in bed with my new girlfriend and she said she wished I was bigger downstairs. I don’t know what she means. Mines bigger than the average living room.
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I think I’m in trouble. I went into my browser and clicked Clear History. Now I’ve just looked up ‘internet’ on Wikipedia and it hasn’t been invented.
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In dog beers I’ve only had one…
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What’s a riot? Three dyslexics.
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I went into KFC and asked for a combo. The guy behind the counter gave me two jabs and an uppercut.
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Get celebrity sportsmen into trouble by betting on them in an ‘irregular pattern’.
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And then 15 officers were running after me down the alleyway. Sorry, I like to cut to the chase
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The thought of resorting to sleeping pills keeps me awake at night.
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