Author: qjoq.com

I know that there’s a supermarket price-war going on, but I think Iceland have gone a bit too far this time.

The daffodil represents Wales. Does this make the Welsh narcissistic?

Apparently when someone says ‘What skeletons are you hiding in your closet?’ The right answer is not ‘My gran’s, my son’s and my pet hamster.’

I did a stretch inside once… Followed by a yawn.

I said to my mate, “You look sad, what’s wrong?” He said, “I’m just struggling to get over Annette.” I said, “You don’t fancy a game of tennis then?”

It looks like Michael Owen is going to get a start today. Alex Ferguson is going to creep up behind him on the bench and make him jump.