I was so excited earlier …
I was so excited earlier when I had a Royal Flush in my hands. I thought, “I love working in the sewer under Buckingham palace.”
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I like the word “or”. Its …
I like the word “or”. Its short, simple and to the point. Alternatively…
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There was panic in France this morning as the Channel Tunnel remains closed, cutting off the main French escape route to England.
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I’ve just got myself a job for life… replacing the pitch at Wembley.
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Apparently, librarians don’t go for a poo. They go for a sssshhhhhhhit.
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“iPhone 4 S” – Sorry, iPhone for WHAT!?…
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I’m giving away a free gate. Honestly, there’s no catch.
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I have 1 comment about your browsing history. Nothing says everything.
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Why do Hitchhikers give me bad looks when I throw a ‘Thumbs-up’ back at them?
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My attention span is so low I don’t even
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I had a threesome with two young girls last night. They had a combined age of 19 so I presume what I did was completely legal.
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I see the IRA planted a 600 pound bomb up in N.I. When will they learn? They’re just so senseless. I mean I could have got them one for 99 quid.
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A bloke tried to convince me he was a ghost today. But I saw right through him.
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My friends keep telling me that I’m stupid for giving out my email address on loads of websites. Joke’s on them though, because a Nigerian prince is about to transfer $86,000,000 into my bank account!
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Next year I want to hold a super hero convention but I’m not sure where… I’m thinking Cape town.
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