If God blessed the Americ …
If God blessed the American Dollar so much, how come he sold it to the Chinese?
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Little Jenny stands on a …
Little Jenny stands on a chair watching her mum her do the washing up. “Mummy,” Little Jenny asks, “Are your hands soft and gentle and smooth because you have them in soapy water?” Her mother smiles and says, “No, sweetheart, it’s because I’m only thirteen.”
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Some people say that Jobseekers are just lazy but when I handed out application forms out down the Cardiff Job Centre every single one was filled in and returned to me within 2 days. Of course we can’t offer every applicant the chance to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.
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I recently bought a Chinese Television. It was called Terry.
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I’ve got a dark skinned buddy named Barry down at work. He helps with my schedule etc. I call him my Black Barry
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I was driving the other day, when I saw a milkmaid in the street. So I decided to Flora.
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Despite smoking large amounts of marijuana, I’ve managed to get a job at a bakery. Apparently, it’s due to the fact I wake and bake on a regular basis.
Continue ReadingArgon auditioned for a pa …
Argon auditioned for a part in a play, the director asked Argon to redo the scene. But little does he know, Argon never re-acts.
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You know you’re a geek when you try to shoo a fly away from your monitor with your mouse cursor.
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I’ve had no luck in starting up my hide and seek adventure holiday’s business, I just can’t find anyone to help.
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I went to a Asthma Awareness fashion show last week. I was shocked. Even the fat chicks were breathtaking.
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TEIAM – problem solved
Continue ReadingMy wife left me because I …
My wife left me because I have “no imagination” I can’t imagine what life will be like without her.
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I got into a philosophical discussion today. I argued, “We have no proof whatsoever of a God or a heaven. I strongly believe that when you die, you are buried in the ground and eaten by the worms. Any concept of a soul is scientifically impossible, and all thoughts and emotions are purely chemical illusions […]
Continue ReadingI said to my son, “Sit he …
I said to my son, “Sit here and don’t move. Put these coins under your paper, then shade over them with your pencil” Went back ten minutes later. Not a trace.
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