My company needed some co …
My company needed some computer software; at PC World, I was shown a program and told “This will do half your work for you.” So I bought two copies.
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What do submarines and Microsoft have in common? Try opening a Window.
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What is a Mole? A Vole on crutches.
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I told the epileptic kid at school a joke. He was in fits.
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Why do black men always finish sentences with `innit’ ? Surely they should finish their sentences with deportation.
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I dropped a clanger at work today. They fired me from the bell foundry.
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I got asked today, “How long have you actually worked here?” I replied, “Since they threatened to sack me.”
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Why did the person who invented Microsoft Powerpoint cross the road? To get to the other slide.
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I went to the doctors and he said I was in the early stages of heart disease. I took it with a pinch of salt.
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I called in sick this morning: “I’m really sorry, feel really unwell, bad cough, lots of phlegm, think the cold got to me last night. Man down, man down!! Sorry, yeah, couple of days at least. Cover me!” I don’t know why they were so suspicious.
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Me and my mate were reminiscing about my car that got stuck in reverse. That took me back.
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So i heard this new E-coli disease causes major problems to your digestive system and kidneys… Gutted.
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Just read a book called PTO. Its a real page turner.
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My grandma had a nasty trip last week. Thought she was being eaten by a purple unicorn.
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Job : A place where you work just hard enough to avoid getting fired, while getting paid just enough to avoid quitting…..
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