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bing’s most commonly searched phrase: “Why is Google down?”
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Has anyone seen those new speeding adverts? What I don’t understand is what that guy takes the dead kid everywhere with him?
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I took a few minutes off from serving in a restaurant to make a phone call. I got the message, “The person at the other end knows that you are waiting.” Spooky.
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Wind farms would turn much faster if they had engines fitted to them
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My Girlfriend says that I stereotype too much, but all women say that.
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Your momma’s so fat…well, that’s it really…
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My dog reckons he could make me a fortune. I don’t know what he’s talking about.
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I witnessed a bloke with a Play-doh stencil set, being escorted out of a nightclub by the bouncers. He had been making shapes on the dance floor.
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BBC News: Texas Homes Destroyed By Wildfire. I didn’t know HTC had an app for that!
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I PAD Giving window lickers a chance in life since 2010
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BBC news: Johnny Melfah posted Facebook messages urging a raid on the Apple store in Worcester. At least he was encouraging something healthy.
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An ex turned up from 10 years ago and said she wanted to be a suicide bomber. Talk about a blast from the past.
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Dear Redbull, At what stage should i be able to fly? regards Ostrich
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Promised my mum that I’ll never end up working in the prison kitchen herb garden again. I’ve served my thyme.
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Not being funny or anything….. but why did you all marry fat women?
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