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MSN News “Mum left in car park by pair” You’d never get that treatment from a Banana.

I was feeling down earlier so I dipped my Muslim friend in bleach, I thought I’d try to lighten Mahmood…

I almost died today when a box full of old photos fell on me from the top shelf. My whole life flashed before my eyes.

There’s been talk at the circus of making our extreme knife throwing act redundant. I’m currently facing the axe.

I’ve just got back from a milf hunting lads holiday in Reykjavik. Turns out mums don’t go to Iceland.

It’s so busy during my early morning taxi shift, I’m always dropping off.

My wife is painting our hallway today, she’s struggling a bit with the front door though, that’s where I come in.

My mate told me he had every noise ever made on his ipod and that I could borrow it if I wanted Now I’ve heard everything